sumetal:

(via fatherlyfeline)

sluuuug:

sluuuug:

sluuuug:

here is a new 1 abt swearing in front of babies we’re either gonna call it Baby Police of ABAB (All Babies Are Bastards)

for @loevhotel <3 straight from my phone notes

You can swear in front of a baby

It won’t understand it

It‘s not gonna remember it anyway

So who gives a shit

You can swear in front of a baby

It doesn’t even matter

It isn’t gonna remember anyway

so I don’t fucking care

~8 bars of shit~

I can swear in front of a baby

And I fully plan to

It isn’t gonna remember it anyway

so you can’t tell me not to

I can swear in front of a baby

And I fucking will

It isn’t gonna remember it anyway

So don’t tell me what to do

~8 bars of matt then deccy~

We can swear in front of a baby

It won’t understand us

I know you’re not a fucking cop

So you can’t reprimand us

(The rest is just me yelling random shit like “baby police” and “fuck u”)

THIS IS ON BANDCAMP NOW!!!!!!!! And spotify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via cottagecore)

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Okay but when I was at my parents’ house last I was talking to my mom about my wedding plans. I mentioned that the ushers and groomsmen would escort mothers/grandmothers to their seats immediately before the ceremony. I told my mom she could have my brother escort her or someone else could escort her if she preferred. 

And my dad is across the room an he’s like “WHAT. WHAT. Why does he get to escort her? She’s my wife, I wanna escort her! I love my wife and I want to do it!” 

And my mom is just like “Tom you’re the father of the bride you literally escort the BRIDE.”

And he was like “oh. right.” 

Like literally got so caught up in loving his wife juice he forgot the most important job a father traditionally has at a wedding.

He’s still saying that maybe he could just escort my mom and then turn around and come back for me like asglfjskdkd

(via ezekieru)

sickandgloomy:

fun depression things nobody ever talks about:

your perception of time gets all fucked up. did you shower today morning or was that yesterday? how did you feel last week? have you been depressed for a year or two years?

nobody fucking knows. time is a mystery

(via nudityandnerdery)

theneurotypicals:

my friend just told me this: 
you won’t become a virtuous person by suffering. no one’s going to applaud you when you suffer or respect you for the amount of pain you can endure. that’s why you need to take care of yourself.

(via midiport)